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He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number? She: It's in the phone book. He: But I don't know your name. She: That's in the phone book too.
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."
Man: (Comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.) Woman: (Grabs his crotch, looks down at it, and looks back at him.) "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" (Nonchalantly walks off.)
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized, f* off!"
Man: (Tells a pick-up line at the airport bar.) Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." Man: (Graying man in his 60's.) "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
Man: (Glancing at a girl who had just walked by.) Woman: "What are you looking at?"
Man: "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: (Turning and looking at him. Lips parted and moistened with the tip of tongue. Leaning towards him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates.) "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
Man: (Pick-Up Line.) Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.


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